trickr-treat:

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spidersinmysoup:

conchasaurio:

spidersinmysoup:

They’re selling bush on temu

The nefarious consecuences of the industrial revolution

Just like Marx warned us

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b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

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captainamericanidi0t:

reblog to throw the ball for Ollie dog

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everyday-cutephoto:

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demilypyro:

Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I’m sorry. I’m sorry for having a tongue

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depsidase:

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willowrosenberg1997:

if this is an opinion a lot of people hold I must be regarded by society as some kind of feral animal. one thing about me is I will be going places with wet hair

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targetedknowledge:

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filmnoirsbian:

butchniqabi:

filmnoirsbian:

There’s a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

Minotaur in his kitchen

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bintro:

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

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ubercharge:

tumblr: hey here’s a new feature we think you guys will like!

thousands of bloggers, immediately: ok so this is how you turn it off

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esynk:

honeysider:

angelnumber27:

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brieflyshadywolf:

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professionalchaoticdumbass:

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